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Holly.

For a while, Houdini used a lot of trap doors in his act, but he was just going through a stage.

I like boys. I like girls. But more importantly, I like curly fries and rainbow lollipops.

whatlander:

i guess the real question is how can you not like tesla

he thought women would eventually rule the world because we’re the dominant sex

he liked pigeons

he was a vegetarian 

he was a babe

he was shy

he hated edison 

he’s perfect 

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Yup, as long as you’re ok with that time he went bonkers and tried to build a death ray.

Don’t we all want to build a death ray?

I want to build a death ray…

Are you serious the death ray was the best part

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gingerchastain:

itfeelspersonal:

Best tweett ever, By Thomas Hiddlestonimage

pretty much everyone’s reaction to chris’ ice bucket clip

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cuteschoolgirl:

*at karaoke bar* what the FUCK do you mean you don’t have the mulan soundtrack 

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refreshes:

mom: are you ever gonna clean your room?

me:  image

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darlinghogwarts:

If James and Lily had survived, I am positive that every time Harry got into trouble, there would be a huge betting pool on whether the next howler would be James and Sirius congratulating him or Lily screaming at him and commanding Severus to give him detention for a month. And as the Potter family owl would arrive, everyone would be silently anticipating the results, and at the end you’d see dumbledore discretely handing mcgonagall 10 galleons

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thealmightyrere:

emberblade:

youbetailsillbesquidgy:

brunabrunette:

brunabrunette:

25 90’s-2000’s Pop/punk rock mashup

HOLY SHIT THIS IS FREAKING AMAZING

1) “In Too Deep” - Sum 41 
2) “Misery Business” - Paramore
3) “Helena” - My Chemical Romance
4) “American Idiot” - Green Day
5) “Feeling This” - Blink 182
6) “Basketcase” - Green Day
7) “Stay Together for the Kids” - Blink 182
8) “Gives You Hell” - All-American Rejects
9) “The Rock Show” - Blink 182
10) “The Middle” - Jimmy Eat World
11) “I Caught Fire” - the Used
12) “Sugar, We’re Going Down” - Fall Out Boy
13) “That’s What You Get” - Paramore
14) “Five Mintues to Midnight” - Boys Like Girls
15) “Move Along” - All-American Rejects
16) “Stacy’s Mom” - Fountains of Wayne
17) “Dear Maria, Count Me In” - All Time Low
18) “Crushcrushcrush” - Paramore
19) “Here (In Your Arms)” - Hellogoodbye
20) “Who I Am Hates Who I’ve Been” - Relient K
21) “Soul Meets Body” - Death Cab For Cutie
22) “The Future Freaks Me Out” - Motion City Soundtrack
23) “My Friends Over You” - New Found Glory
24) “Fat Lip” - Sum 41
25) “Teenagers” - My Chemical Romance
26) “Perfect” - Simple Plan

This is literally perfection, omg

This is the most amazing thing I have ever heard

this is the best thing. omg.

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