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For a while, Houdini used a lot of trap doors in his act, but he was just going through a stage.

I like boys. I like girls. But more importantly, I like curly fries and rainbow lollipops.

wulferine:

changing the date on your paper so your teacher doesn’t think you’re a procrastinator

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HMMMMMMM 

ITS BACK

Everybody should have this on your blog

What you do is say “fuck it” and be yourself anyways because “society” doesnt really matter

its back on my blog and i have no choice but to reblog again

Same

EVERYONE REBLOG THE HELL OUT OF THIS

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nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

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k-lionheart:

shisno:

grandpaharleys:

i dont understand the stereotype that women are obsessed with shoes, like have u ever met a high school boy

i don’t think you people understand how exACTLY ACCURATE THIS FCUKNIG POST IS

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A cute boy actually likes me and I don’t know what to do?!?! Help!! This doesn’t happen to me

French Friend:well, the total cost of me going to Med school is about 406 a year -
American Friend:THOUSAND?
French Friend:Um, no. 406 Euro. It sounds a little high but it covers the cost of my textbooks, extra classes and most of my housing. How much is it for you?

acceptmyshine:

Beyoncé || Independence 

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